For those of you not "in the know," D2 refers to the second installment of the Holy Trilogy know as The Mighty Ducks. It's the one where they are team U.S.A. and they go all way, winning the Junior Goodwill Games by beating Iceland, which is kind of like an implicit metaphor for how we won the Cold War, and yeah, so it's pretty much a really big deal.
***Disclaimer***
This game can get ugly quickly
The Rules:
- "GOLDBERG!!"
- A group quack
- A mention of the peewee championship
- "The Minnesota Miracle Man"
- A reference to Bombay's hair
- A sounding of the duck call
- "The Quack Attack is back Jack!"
- They identify themselves as ducks
- "He dissed you bad, G!"
- "Triple Deke"
- "The Bash Brothers!"
- "Minneapolis, Minnesota."
- "You lost it for yourself! Let's go shake their hands! Good work Captain Duck!" - Triple Drink Bonus
- Russ Tyler saying something token black (somewhat open for debate)
- Goldberg says something quintessentially fat kid (very open for debate)
- Aberman says something quintessentially Jewish (most open for debate)
- Refers to Bombay as “Captain Blood”
- Refers to Iceland coach as “The Dentist”
- Every time Tibbles has a stupid non-sequitor
- “I think it will take a supreme individual effort from me, Greg Goldberg”
Drink every time one of the following occurs:
- Gunnar is on-screen
- Luis hits the pop cans/wall
- Russ hits a knuckle puck
- Fulton hits a slap shot
- Dwayne cattle ropes someone
- Fulton and Portman play air guitar/use their sticks as guitars
- They do the flying V
- Wu does a figure skating move
- A professional athlete is shown
- A duck receives a penalty or is ejected
- Julie “The Cat” Gaffney makes a glove save
- The Bash Brothers put on their bandanas
- Wolf “The Dentist” Stansson is a buzzkill
- * Final Shot: When Tibbles and Bombay exchange a meaningful look during the rousing rendition of, "We Are The Champions" by the campfire.
USA! USA! USA!
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