Diabetes Beard: noun \ˌdī-ə-ˈbē-tēz, -ˈbē-təs\ \ˈbird\
Facial hair on a man, especially on an exceptionally obese individual, that is distinctly straggly, unkempt, crusty, disheveled, or poorly groomed so as to give him the appearance of being sickly and diabetic.
Congratulations to Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid! This month we honor Coach Reid for his "2009 NFL playoff-beard Diabetes Beard." Way to go!
Don't let the smile and glasses fool you -
classic Diabetes Beard if I've ever seen one.
"Alright, seriously guys, who stole my insulin shots?"
Diabetes Beard Pride
"Get that fucking Juice Box out of my face!"
Just look at that thing... crawling with diabetes.
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