A Quick Note on College Majors:
Math: Numbers.
English: Words.
Economics: Numbers and words.
History: Old words.
Classics: Older words.
Philosophy: Long words.
Anthropology and Sociology: Made-up words.
Black Studies: Wurdz.
Geology: Rocks.
Chemistry: Making rocks.
Physics: Throwing rocks.
Astronomy: Really far away rocks.
Biology: Non-rocks.
Psychology: Brains.
Neuroscience: Actual brains.
Art and the History of Art: Pictures and old pictures.
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